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Pres. Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize/Moon explodes

jeff — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:23:37 +0000

President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”. The Nobel site also seems to focus on “Obama’s efforts for a nuclear weapon free world”.

In more important news, the USA declares war on the moon.

A NASA program sent a huge-ass rocket into the friggin moon.
The program LCROSS slammed a big ole’ expensive rocket into a crater in the moon, with a trailing thingamabob clicking pictures to look for any ice or traces of water underneath the surface of the moon.

We at SP recommend you find the nearest shelter. It’s gunna be raining Cottage Cheese in a few minutes. Damn NASA for laughing at my warning letters and telling people to digg them. Now who’s laughing.

HAHAHA

(me)

No Wonder He Looks So Chill

bart — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:16:48 +0000

If you thought, wow, the new president is standing and talking there, all in the open, won’t there be a chance of him being shot and killed? Well, that’s just what his security advisors thought, and that’s why they bought him a very fancy bullet-resistant suit. Yes, you read correctly, a bullet-resistant suit, or tuxedo. This suit was made for Obama by Miguel Caballero, the person that also makes my suits. If you’re wondering, yes they are very nice and comfortable plus it’s nice knowing your basically wearing body armor, it just looks better.

44th President of The U.S.

jeff — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:07:24 +0000

As of today, January 20th, 2009, Barack Obama is the new United States President. Hope, Change, Skillz.

Lincoln Memorial

jeff — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:18:53 +0000

I’m sitting here writing this as I watch the We Are One event at Lincoln Memorial. Obama will become the new President of the United States in just a couple days. I seriously suggest you all get out there and watch some of this event.

It’s inspiring.

PS: Obama doesn’t know the words to This Land is Your Land.

What what

kornel — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:39:28 +0000

You see, Samwell and Alex are quite similar in what they would want to do with Obama…

Photoshop Frenzy

jeff — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:32:01 +0000

Seeing as we’re bored in class and all.

Obama is so hawt.

kornel — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 08:17:47 +0000

And he has a nerf gun.

YEEEEHHHH!!!!!

President Obama

jeff — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:19:13 +0000

The democratic candidate Barack Obama has won the Presidential Election and will be President of the United States for the next four years! He is the blackest president so far. Mmm..

Damn. Now thats good TV.

US Elections!

jeff — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:34:40 +0000

I encourage all that can to get out there and VOAT!

To think I missed this chance by just a few months. Ah well…