A few days ago our school had its annual Tech Night. We were given a table and in just an hour or two we had a camera set up above the tables connected to my macbook sending the video live to servers in the states (ustream and another site were used), coming back around the world to Poland to our computer sitting at our table below, connected to a monitor for the guests to see. We also had a camera set up directly in front of the viewers so they could see themselves on the montior for fun. We took out our lego mindstorms robots (which we named Garcia and Ramon) and programmed them to run in circles in front of our station. All in all we were easily the kings of the expo and owned the place. It was loads of fun. We also showcased our Super-Poultry tutorials on one of the monitors.

Well here’s the sweeter version I promised. It has my new Samsung cell phone, an iPod Touch, Old Macbook, New Macbook, and the tablet I use for my internet doodles.

Yay! As we sit out in the snow we wait for the most famous weatherman. Groundhog day is also a really good movie. Look into it. Yeah.

Heres what you do:

1. Turn up your speakers.

2. Play the video so you have background music.

3. Sing the awesome lyrics that are on this post.

4. ???????

5. PROFIT

(Bonus points to Jeff if he records himself while singing it. You might want to check out the original so you are in sync with the music. )

Join me as we embark on this fascinating journey through the world of random shit fun facts! For today’s lecture we shall speak about the siblings of the mighty Lubertus!

As we know Lubertus the Great has two siblings, one of which is like totally 30 times the square root of 9 cooler. But I digress.

Looking at the sure-to-be-a-masterpiece drawing up above you might think to yourself “Hmm they all look the same”. You are 150% percent correct (added an extra 50 for today is a wednesday. dont ask why that matters.)

They all do in fact look the same!

They wear the same clothes!

They have the same faces!

This brings us to the difference:

Yes, two of them are apparently males. Thats why I added the red lines. No those are not carrots. Im fairly certain my drawing is accurate, as according to a reliable source (Alex), they are in fact red and puny.

Look out everyone

Here she comes

Its Jeffrina!

She has a handbag and some claws

She will criticize your posts >:(

On a site that has had ones way worse

Her coworkers will soon

Shove her editor stick up her..nose.

WELL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL

[CHORUS]
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I got bored so instead of finishing I posted some Tina Turner lyrics. Just letting you know in case you didn’t notice. You probably did, I didn’t even bother to change the font.

Also you see what I did there with the title? You know, how I changed Spectacular to Craptacular? Get it?! Yet more proof that I am oh-so-clever (TM!!!)

Rule #2. Tell Bart’s siblings about disgusting things, they like it.

Now go go go! Do it! He will be grateful forever. 

Church of fudge anyone? bleh.

Born november 13, 1953 in Canada, the son of a jamaican stock broker, and an east indian pediatrician. Was deported at age of five, for harassing a white woman. At age six was working a full time job at stratchastzych (lithuanio-austrian theme park or cheap rip of disneyland established during the cold war), the job consisted of sitting in a cage, and eating vegetables harvested at a special bio farm in the heart of Chernobyl. The job was not hard, but paid well relative to the increasing rates of inflation in the soviet union, and not long after his ninth birthday he had saved enough money to purchase a one way train ticket to bulgaria, where he re-invented the time machine, which he used to make a fortune by going back to the time and place of Christ’s birth, and selling “jesus is coming! look busy!” t-shirts. All the revenue from this project, and the stolen gifts of the 3 kings was lost during the realization of the next project, which was buying up all of the no longer existing soviet unions tanks and trains, and welding them all together into a ship. The Titanic became a symbol of elegance and wealth, unfortunately during the project no one looked over the blueprints, because there were none, so the piece of shit broke apart in the middle of the ocean leading to the death of thousands of people. The iceberg theory is maintained to keep the charges away from the company and placing them on the Eskimos, who without thought have placed their iceberg in the ship’s path. After these disturbing events, he became a devoted follower of scientology. He changed his lifestyle to a life in exile on the other side of the rainbow, with three leprechauns, Tom Cruz, and a Horse-Man. This is where he resides to this very day.