President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”. The Nobel site also seems to focus on “Obama’s efforts for a nuclear weapon free world”.

In more important news, the USA declares war on the moon.

A NASA program sent a huge-ass rocket into the friggin moon.
The program LCROSS slammed a big ole’ expensive rocket into a crater in the moon, with a trailing thingamabob clicking pictures to look for any ice or traces of water underneath the surface of the moon.

We at SP recommend you find the nearest shelter. It’s gunna be raining Cottage Cheese in a few minutes. Damn NASA for laughing at my warning letters and telling people to digg them. Now who’s laughing.

HAHAHA

(me)