Craptacular Poetry and Art Part 2 – No art this time…

Gather round children, its that time again. Im doing part 2 right now and not later because we should probably push that “Pope is a NAZI” article off of the front page before someone torches down SuperPoultry HQ. And we cannot let that happen. 

Heres what you do:

1. Turn up your speakers.

2. Play the video so you have background music.

3. Sing the awesome lyrics that are on this post.

4. ???????

5. PROFIT

(Bonus points to Jeff if he records himself while singing it. You might want to check out the original so you are in sync with the music. )


 

“What It feels Like to be Bart”[Spoken:]
Bart cant wear jeans
And cuts his hair short
Wear shirts and boots
‘Cause he likes to be a bit weird
But for a boy to look like Bart is degrading
‘Cause you think that being a Bart is degrading
But secretly you’d love to know what it’s like
Wouldn’t you
What it feels like to be Bart 

Silky smooth
Lips as sweet as candy, baby
Tight blue jeans
Skin that shows in patches

Strong inside but you don’t know it
Good little Barts they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

Do you know what it feels like to be Bart
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a Bart

Hair that twirls on finger tips so gently, baby
Hands that rest on jutting hips repenting

Hurt that’s not supposed to show
And tears that fall when no one knows
When you’re trying hard to be your best
Could you be a little less

Do you know what it feels like to be Bart
Do you know what it feels like in this world
What it feels like for a Bart

Strong inside but you don’t know it
Good little Barts they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

Do you know what it feels like to be Bart
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a Bart

In this world
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels like to be Bart
What it feels like in this world!!!

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    so the spoken part comes before the music?

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