Craptacular Poetry and Art! Part I

jeffrina

Look out everyone

Here she comes

Its Jeffrina!

She has a handbag and some claws

She will criticize your posts >:(

On a site that has had ones way worse

Her coworkers will soon

Shove her editor stick up her..nose.

WELL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL

[CHORUS]
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I got bored so instead of finishing I posted some Tina Turner lyrics. Just letting you know in case you didn’t notice. You probably did, I didn’t even bother to change the font.

Also you see what I did there with the title? You know, how I changed Spectacular to Craptacular? Get it?! Yet more proof that I am oh-so-clever (TM!!!)

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    lol. Part one. Marvelous.

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